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Anonymous said : mi nombre es juan pero me llaman chupa ojo porque me gusta chupar ojos. 

Ok Juan.

4oq:

true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird 

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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

Plot twist: you actually need it for college fees.

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Anonymous said : un chupador de ojos? 

¿Qué es esto? hahaha. ¿Cómo te llamas?

Anonymous said : I can give you that rough sex you want so bad, sexy. ;] 

Lmao only if you are my sexy boyfriend.

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obsidiun:

rough sex would be so nice right now

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